“Death is like an old whore in a bar–I’ll buy her a drink but I won’t go upstairs with her” ― Ernest Hemingway, To Have and Have Not. Ok, so this Hemingway quote has nothing to do with whores or Debbi, but we work with what we have. If it makes you feel any better, Debbie could still be a whore, perhaps even an old whore in a bar? Either way, we with her and Dan the best in their respective lives.
So, Who The Hell is The Gay Ranchero, Anyway?
The only problem with The Gay Ranchero is that I don’t know who the gay ranchero is! (But this movie does have the greatest theme
