Driving Your Corvair into the Divorcée Neighbor’s Backyard is The Single Best Way to Get Her Attention

“Hey, saw you were in the pool and thought I would drive my Corvair into your fucking backyard to say hi!”

For several decades, car ads had this weird thing for forcing their cars together with swimming pools, regardless of how ridiculous it was. Thankfully, they eventually grew out of these casual poolside encounters presumably meant to invoke a feeling of luxurious living, but not going to lie – I’d love to see them make a comeback.

Corvair Monza 1966 Vintage Men's T-Shirt

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