God don’t got any damn problem with liquor

“If God hates liquor, how’s come Jesus’s very first miracle was turning water into the finest wine anybody ever drank?”

“I don’t know, sir…”

“I’ll tell you why,” Junior said. “It’s ’cause God don’t got any damn problem with liquor.”

― Allie Ray, Children of Promise

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