Why Was the First Cow Milked in the First Place?

I remember visiting the Turkey Hill Experience with my roommate in Pennsylvania. My roommate crouched under a fake cow, fiddling with its udders like an imbecile. “When she says she likes country boys,” he said. To my chagrin, this episode stuck in my head for quite some time, and ever since, I’ve wondered about the first cow milker. This is a question that has been floating around on the Internet for a while: why did the first man to milk a cow milk it in the first place? Some would say desperation or starvation, others might say perversion …read more>

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