My dad went to a gun show and all I got was this dumb Uzi poster. Ok, it’s a pretty rad poster, and the Uzi girl is pretty cute, but I was still hoping for an actual Uzi… the ’80s were wild, man.

They will put you down and open you up, but you will lean like a bad house
Dear Jimmy, My mouth is full of blood. Jimmy, when you spoke of Hell, did you mean this place? Did you mean me? A man






