My dad went to a gun show and all I got was this dumb Uzi poster. Ok, it’s a pretty rad poster, and the Uzi girl is pretty cute, but I was still hoping for an actual Uzi… the ’80s were wild, man.

NYC’s Absolute Bagels closes after 34 years of business
After 34 years, Absolute Bagels has permanently closed. Longtime patrons of the small, no-frills bagel shop that opened in 1990 were shocked and devastated to



