“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Driving Your Corvair into the Divorcée Neighbor’s Backyard is The Single Best Way to Get Her Attention
“Hey, saw you were in the pool and thought I would drive my Corvair into your fucking backyard to say hi!” For several decades, car




