
Why Was the First Cow Milked in the First Place?
I remember visiting the Turkey Hill Experience with my roommate in Pennsylvania. My roommate crouched under a fake cow, fiddling with its udders like an

They will put you down and open you up, but you will lean like a bad house
Dear Jimmy, My mouth is full of blood. Jimmy, when you spoke of Hell, did you mean this place? Did you mean me? A man

Wax keeps things together: One last plea to save the record store
When you work in music for long enough, you begin to see the same conversations surface, the same arguments made by different people. They might

The Real Meaning of “The Road Not Taken”
It’s graduation season, that special time of year when young people wear robes while booing mentions of AI, and when I get to hear Robert

The Most Interesting Dinner Party in the World
“As I like to say,” booms emcee Josh Gates from the stage, “you’re at the most interesting dinner party in the world!” The gala attendees

Inside The Temple Of The King
In March 1975, Ritchie Blackmore realised he’d be better off without Deep Purple. The guitarist was working on his debut solo album at Musicland Studios